Sunday, September 26, 2010
The Nymphomaniac
up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat ... As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting
next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my
personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it
is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is
the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't
even know your name.."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Bear Hunting Downeast
It started out OK. We rented a place in Lubec which was a typical downeast cottage. The bed left something to be desired; not terribly comfortable.
Bear hunting takes place at last light. Paul and I looked over the sites Derek had prepared for us and decided on the one with the double tree stand (where we could both sit together while waiting for Yogi). It required climbing up a ladder and shimmying into the seat. I was able to gauge my progress as the last time I attempted this feat was before I had surgery for my hydrocephalus and I couldn't get into the stand.
We sat three evenings waiting for the bear to come in. All three days had record heat and animals wearing fur coats like to rest in this weather. The wind (at least what there was of it) was perfect but no bear......
Paul looked over at me and commented that he had never been hunting with someone wearing full eye makeup and jewelry (you can never tell who you may run into LOL). Needless to say, I didn't get my bear although I am not through yet. The last day we were driving out and there was Yogi crossing the road. Needless to say, I am going back in a week with my son to see if I can get Yogi in my crosshairs. More posts to follow....
Friday, July 30, 2010
Quiet Time
We are staying in for supper tonight. Tom is going to have barbecued pork chops, homemade potato salad and coleslaw. I prefer to eat in because it is healthier for him with his heart problems but Tom loves to eat out. He is so tired today, he didn't give me a fight.
So here we sit, watching Millionaire and Jeopardy while I cook brownies to take to Belvedere Commons (to butter up the women residents).
Fortunately, I've been able to run or walk every day since coming back here. It has been in the high nineties but it should help me when I get back to Maine. If I can run in this weather I can run in anything.
So, tomorrow is moving day for Tom. Two Men and a Truck will move his furniture and I will put everything together for him in his new apartment. He is going to love being with other people again. He was so lonely after Carolyn died.....
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Becky and Tom in Florida
On Saturday, he will be moving to Belvedere Commoms on Panama City Beach to be closer to his golf buddies and work. I have been shopping all week for him. It is a very nice facility. He has two large rooms with a kitchenette and a handicapped accessible bathroom. I picked up a 32" Vizio LCD HD TV that the handyman will mount on his wall for him.
His longtime friend, George, who's a realtor, found Belvedere for him. He checked it out while I was back in Maine and kept me posted on openings. What a big help he was in putting this all together.
Wednesday, I am flying back to Maine. That will give Tom some time to let me know if he needs anything else from home.....
As a result of the last six months, I am thinking of going to nursing school. Is fifty-six too old to switch gears? I think not. I should have done it earlier instead of going to business school.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Returning to Florida
On July 23rd I will go and I will break Tom out of HealthSouth. I am sure he'll be relieved to get back home.
I am going to continue to run a 5K three or more times a week just to stay in shape while I am there.
Paul and I have been doing Baxter Boulevard weekly. Sophie (AKA puppyupalous, doggy do do and Sophie Linda) likes to run the Boulevard with me but I haven't been able to take her lately because she's been in heat. That is a whole other story....what a little bitch! I really didn't have to worry about a doggy pregnancy because she barked at every dog she saw....."Keep (bark, bark, bark) away (growl, bark, bark, growl) from me (growl, bark, bark, bark)!!!" She certainly wasn't up for mating. LOL. We really didn't want any mongrel dogs so it worked out fine.
I will keep the posts going from now on.....,..
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tom's Miraculous Recovery
Needless to say, I was quite devastated by this turn of events. Being who I am, I immediately contacted everyone I knew requesting prayers. I have been saying rosaries daily (more than I have said in the last 40 years).
I let everyone at the hospital know that Tom is a fighter. It seems that many of the so-called professionals are too quick to give up on 86 year olds, but I do not ascribe to that view. Up until January Tom was working at the Hombre Golf Course and playing regular golf with his buddies. This is not a man who has given up....
Now for the good news. Tom is improving every day. Today, he was able to speak a full sentence without losing his breath! He conned the nurse out of two breakfasts which he gobbled down. When Paul and I were visiting this afternoon, the nurse/social worker came by to tell Tom he would be transferred to Select Care for extended rehab this evening. I think he has walked away from Death's Door for now. I can't thank everyone enough for the love and prayers that have been sent our way. Continue to keep Tom in your prayers and God Bless....
Sunday, June 6, 2010
All Women's 1st Twilight 5K for Maine Cancer Foundation

I am headed back to Florida this Wednesday to care for Tom again. He and I will be flying to Birmingham for his follow up appointment on the 21st of June.
Friday, May 28, 2010
I am back in Maine!
I flew back to Maine last week as Tom is rehabbing at HealthSouth in Panama City. I flew into Portland and was thrilled to see Paul AND Sophie waiting for me in the airport terminal. Even though it had been three months, Sophie still remembered me. She was so excited to see me she kept running through my legs. It is so good to be back!Paul and I ran the 1st Patriot 5K in Gray last Saturday. I ran it in 39.14, not real good but not bad either. I was 6th in my age bracket. Paul was 4th in his age bracket.
I have been walking and running with Sophie. She does very well on a loose lead now. I've been taking Sophie everywhere with me......
The reason I have Stitch on my post (from Lilo and Stitch) is because I ran by a truck every day in Florida with Stitch on his back window. It always put a smile on my face. Stitch is such a happy little guy.
On June 3rd I am running in the All Women's Twilight 5K in South Portland. I have raised
almost $500 for the Maine Cancer Foundation, the sponsor of the run.
My newest Dancing Bear tattoo is going to be recolored on June 8th. Ryan at Sanctuary Tattoo does a fantastic job on Grateful Dead tattoos. He used to work at a tattoo parlor named Shakedown Street. I get more comments about my tattoo. Paul surprised me with two Dancing Bears on his upper arm with our initials under them. Guess he can't get rid of me now.....LOL.
Tom is doing well at HealthSouth. He is walking over 115 feet with his walker. I'm returning to Florida on June 9th, having family training on the 10th and Tom will be discharged on the 11th. We will be flying back to Birmingham for a follow up with Dr. Akins as soon as I can get an appointment for him.
Got to run. We are watching the Celtics overwhelm the Magic!
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
We are home!!!!!
I am flying to Maine for a couple of weeks while Tom is in rehab. I spoke with Dan tonight and told him to make sure Paul brings Sophie when he picks me up.
I'll return to Florida when Tom comes home. Hopefully, he will come to Maine for a stay with the Tracy's. He won't be able to return to work for at least two months so he can enjoy a Maine summer with us. The Hombre has said they will welcome him back when he is ready. It really is his more than a job for Tom. It is a social circle for him.
We are very happy to be back in PC. It has been a long haul.......
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham
Great news! Tom is being transferred to HealthSouth in Panama City tomorrow. He will be leaving UAB at 9AM by ambulance. Brenda and I will be driving back to meet him at HealthSouth. I could be flying home to Maine as Thursday evening. I spent the morning at the Civil Rights Institute across from the 16th Street Baptist Church, which was the scene of the bombing in the 60s that killed four young girls. The last of the bombers was just convicted, which is unbelievable. There is so much civil rights history in this city that I wanted to see it first hand. It was amazing.
I went for my last run in Birmingham, through Five Points and down University Blvd. This is a great town to run in; lots of hills and valleys. The only downside is that a different road is shut down every day, it seems.
Tonight I am going to the hospital cafeteria and using my coupon for my blood donation for pie slices for all of us. Sort of a celebration for how far Tom has come. All he wants is Snickers. LOL.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
My cousin and me

Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Sweet Little Sophie
I love this picture of Sadie and Sophie. It was taken last August at the Crocketts just after we got Sophie. Sadie and Sophie are both Irish Water Spaniels and Sadie is the reason we settled on this breed. Sue and Scott are Sadie's parents. Sue was the one who located the breeder in New Hampshire for us. Sadie tolerates Sophie but sometimes she "shows her teeth" to Sophie. But Sophie could care less and just carries on her irritating puppy antics.......such is life.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
New Day, New Nails
Brenda went into the local Penske office and checked her emails today.
I went to a nail salon and had a manicure/pedicure. Unfortunately, I have ruined two nails already. For someone who chewed her nails until the age of 50, I have done pretty well. I decided to go wild and get yellow nail polish today.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Mass at St Paul's Cathedral in Birmingham
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Tom's Surgery
I bought this Beanie Baby for Tom because of its big eyes. When he gets into his regular room, this Beanie will be on his shelf watching out for him.
I have said more rosaries this week than I have said in the last 30 years. Had to say them using my fingers cause I don't have a rosary with me......I will blog more through Tom's recovery and will post it on Facebook.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
We are in Birmingham
We traveled to Birmingham today. We stopped at Mollywood in Dothan, AL for a break and to visit with our cousin, Molly. I fell in love with this pink flamingo and lo and behold, Molly gave it to me. She said after all I had done for Tom, I deserved it. It will grace our home and the boat launch. I will remember this adventure every time I look at it. It is so unique.Saturday, May 1, 2010
Another fine meal at Fugi's Japanese Restaurant
I went to Mass at 5PM and Father George said I shouldn't raise my hand to say I was a visitor. He suggested that I pick up a registration card LOL. He also is going to pray for Tom's speedy recovery. Another couple who had sat with us at one of the church suppers will also be praying for Tom. I am going to miss St John's when I go home. There's a nice bunch of people who go there
Brenda got here at 4:45 and after I got out of Mass, we went for dinner at Fugi's Japanese Restaurant. They put on a good spread and we came home really, really full! We had hibachi and sweet and sour soup and egg drop soup, fried rice, chicken wings, beef on a stick and much more! The owner is very accommodating and I hope they do well.
Sophie is driving Paul crazy but he is dealing with it. She's on her worst behavior when he puts her out and refuses to come when called. Sounds like another visit to doggie obedience school and Carl when I return.
Friday, April 30, 2010
A Clean Vehicle to Drive to Birmingham in
Tom had his teeth cleaned today. His original appointment in January had to be canceled due to his hip injury. All went well and he doesn't have to go back until November.
I didn't get my walk in today because of thunderstorms but will do a good run tomorrow. I signed up to run in the All Women's Twilight 5K on June 3rd at 7PM. I have already raised $340.toward my goal of $1,000. Hopefully, I will make my goal. The link to donate is http://tfac5K.kintera.org/sophieschoice.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Got up early
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Yard work and Goodwill treasures
As usual, I went for my walk/run and waved to everyone who drove by. Saw my friend, the red Siberian Huskie with the beautiful white eyes. She is so calm and never barks at me.
I also put black mulch down along the garage around the plants, etc; it looks so much better now. And Tom did something he hasn't done for a long time. He walked around the yard without his walker. He blew the leaves from the walkway all by himself. It was quite an accomplishment for him. He says he is a little sore but feels really good about being able to do it.
We just ate sandwiches for supper and are now watching CSI New York.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
We begin the countdown
Brenda will be coming on Saturday and we will make the trek to Birmingham on Sunday. Tom is anxious to get this behind him as are we. He has agreed to come back to Maine with me to recuperate. He is such a social person and has a string of visitors who visit. I had to promise that I'd get a social circle going for him in Maine.
He will be eating a lot of high iron foods this week to thicken his blood. We don't want any delays in Birmingham, although there are medications available to thicken his blood if necessary.
We are just relaxing tonight after a good meal of pot roast, spinach, carrots, sweet potatoes and red potatoes. Popsicles for me, of course. I made chocolate chip cookies for Tom.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Sophie and her two moms
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Becky and her Dancing Bears
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Tom's New Azalea
Tom's clean porch
Sophie and Paul
Chris, another of Sophie's pack
Friday, April 23, 2010
Sophie and one of her "pack"
I didn't get out for a walk until 3PM today and what a walk it was. 80 degrees with no humidity and a nice breeze. I walked in my Birkenstocks instead of sneakers. My walk is about three miles and I wave at everyone I see. Usually, about 95% return my wave. My time in Florida has been pleasant for the most part. There hasn't been a day that I haven't been able to walk; any rain has held off until I was home again. There is a beautiful red Siberian Husky (with those white eyes) who welcomes me almost every day on Yellow Bluff Road. I sorta get my my puppy "fix" whenever I see her. I miss Sophie though.
We are sitting here eating breakfast. Tom is reading the newspaper and I am watching "The Price is Right" and writing this. If I ever get out to California, I want to go on the show. It is my favorite daytime show of all time.....
Paul just called. He and Chris are heading home after getting haircuts. Sophie is home alone. She is a dog who can be left alone and doesn't get into things. Of course, I will never say never. But so far she just lays by the back door and waits for her humans.
She went out today to do her business and stood at the end of the driveway looking at Molly's (her doggy buddy) waiting for signs of life. Paul said she stayed there for fifteen minutes like a statue. I miss her. She is such a personality.
Enjoy the video.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Sophie serenading her humans
Sophie's looking for her human
Every time our son, Dan, comes for a visit, she meets him at the door and gives him a hug. Seriously, she hugs him and he is the only one she does it to. I have never had a dog from puppyhood on but she has brought great joy to my life. I hear of her escapades daily from Paul and look forward to seeing her again. I will add the video of her singing later in the day. As always, RST.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
The end of another beautiful day
We went to visit another friend, Joanne, who lost her husband, Charlie, to lung cancer this year. Her home is on the golf course and has a pool just off the livingroom. She has a 17 YO orange cat who looks like she put her paw in a light socket.
When we returned home, both of us began to read our books (Tom a Tom Brokaw bio and me Tom Friedman's The World is Flat) and ended up falling asleep. Getting up earlier than 9AM takes a lot out of us old farts (LOL).
Tom's CNA came for her visit and I helped her find a good biography of Bill Clinton so her son could do a school report on him. I don't think many people realize Bill was our first black president. I am fortunate to have a cheap printer attached to my laptop.
She left at 4PM just as Florida Pest Control came to respray the lawn because here in Florida, people pay to have their lawns de-weeded. In Maine, we just wait for winter and the weeds die....I miss my dog, Sophie. That is why I named this blog after her. Don't get me wrong, I also miss my husband and kids but they understand where I am. Sophie doesn't and I am afraid she'll forget me. Sophie is a beautiful Irish Water Spaniel and is a clown extraordinaire. If I can figure our how to post pics, I will put some on here.